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Chuck Norris wants YOU... by Aurihalcon Chuck Norris wants YOU... by Aurihalcon
Because to Chuck, other people bleeding is patriotic.

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This was done partly as a school project, partly because I wanted to. :XD:

edited 5/4/09
I'd like to say that its better now, but you can't get any better than Chuck. He's like his own adjective; good, better, best, Chuck.

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Original pic by James Montgomery Flagg.
Editing by me.
Chuck Norris by his almighty self.
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:icongracejediheart:
GraceJediHeart Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Put your knives away everyone. Let his razor-sharp stare do the work. 
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:iconssj3adean:
SSJ3Adean Featured By Owner May 10, 2014  Student Writer
Okay *takes a knife, slices my wrist* this enough?
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:iconaurihalcon:
Aurihalcon Featured By Owner May 14, 2014
It is never enough.
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:iconssj3adean:
SSJ3Adean Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Student Writer
Damn it then. Alright losing quite a bit of blood there....okay....lets see...*slits my other wrist* There...there we go. Now?
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:iconaurihalcon:
Aurihalcon Featured By Owner May 16, 2014
Keep it coming...
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:iconssj3adean:
SSJ3Adean Featured By Owner May 16, 2014  Student Writer
Sure I....say I feel…strange now. Hey does anyone else feel like death? *I collapse* 
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:iconaurihalcon:
Aurihalcon Featured By Owner May 19, 2014
Thank you, come again. NEEEXXXXTT!!!
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:iconcjr0064:
cjr0064 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Sorry Chuck. But, I'm not bleeding 4 u.
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:iconjonas-lion:
Jonas-Lion Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Student Artist
cuz if you don't he'll make you do by kicking your ass
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:iconsnakeman2013:
Snakeman2013 Featured By Owner May 12, 2013   General Artist
I'll try to bleed if I must
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:iconsupahboss:
supahboss Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
WHEN SOMEONE FIRES A GUN AT CHUCK NORRIS THE BULLETS DODGE HIM!!
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:iconaurihalcon:
Aurihalcon Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
Thats a good one; I havn't heard that one! :XD:
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:iconwolfmaster8:
wolfmaster8 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2013
dont mess with us we have chuck norris on our side.
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:iconjonas-lion:
Jonas-Lion Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Student Artist
but we have chi chi
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:iconwolfmaster8:
wolfmaster8 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013
Chuck Norris! That is all.
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:iconjonas-lion:
Jonas-Lion Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013  Student Artist
Chi cih! that is all
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:iconwolfmaster8:
wolfmaster8 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013
Chuck Norris!
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:iconjonas-lion:
Jonas-Lion Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013  Student Artist
Chi Chi!
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:iconwolfmaster8:
wolfmaster8 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013
CHUCK NORRIS!
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:iconjonas-lion:
Jonas-Lion Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013  Student Artist
Why we're doing this?
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:iconwolfmaster8:
wolfmaster8 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013
Chuck Norris!
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:iconjonas-lion:
Jonas-Lion Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013  Student Artist
Chi Chi!
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:iconwolfmaster8:
wolfmaster8 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013
CHUCK NORRIS!
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:iconjonas-lion:
Jonas-Lion Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013  Student Artist
Why we're doing this?
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:iconsirartsalot:
sirartsalot Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2012
My country tis of thee, Chuck Norris liberty, of thee i sing...........
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:iconfallenreaper10:
Fallenreaper10 Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012
Indeed he does
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:iconmew2-kun:
Mew2-Kun Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2012
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

F***** RIGHT!!!!!!!!!
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:iconm0nk3m4n:
M0nk3m4n Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
Apparently he also wants you to be straight. I laugh at his homophobia in the name of my gay/bi/etc friends.
Chuck forfeited his awesome.
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:iconold-marcie1234:
Old-Marcie1234 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012
:iconbloodplz:
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:iconxtracol:
xtracol Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ain't no problem for the ladies. :eyes:
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:iconknot8head:
knot8head Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
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:iconjimbob-muffincake:
Jimbob-Muffincake Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It was interesting.
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:iconalphawolfers:
AlphaWolfers Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yes Chuck Norris!!!!! -cuts self and bleeds- XD lol
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:iconscarred-by-envy:
Scarred-By-Envy Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2011
With those six words I am willing to give my blood for Uncle Norris.
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:iconwabefuhon:
Wabefuhon Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2011
Sweet Tooth

Wants you to Bleed.

First thing that came to mind.
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:iconalemaxhaxsfan67:
AlemaxhaxsFan67 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
This is awesome!
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:iconpowerarmoredvaultboy:
the new uncle sam!!!!
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:iconomegaomegacyborg:
omegaomegacyborg Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012
chuck norris was always uncle sam
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:iconrivertheseadragon:
Rivertheseadragon Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2011
okay XD *cuts self a bit* :D i obeyed :D
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:icondmcirving666:
DMCirving666 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2011
LOLOLOLOL
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:iconnamgirl09:
namgirl09 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2011
lmfao chuck norris is da best
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:iconbrendanr85:
BrendanR85 Featured By Owner May 9, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Chuck Norris, what would we do without him? :)
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:iconalaxr274:
Alaxr274 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Chuck Norris ought to be a DC superhero. Just like Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters.
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:iconslartybardfast:
Slartybardfast Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Well THIS explains all the emos, how patriotic! :salute:
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:iconpikachumario:
PikachuMario Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011
˙ʇuǝɯɯoɔ sıɥʇ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ
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:iconslartybardfast:
Slartybardfast Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
How'd you do that??? :jawdrop:
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:iconpikachumario:
PikachuMario Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2011
Well, it's hard.˙ʇuǝɯɯoɔ sıɥʇ pǝʞɔıʞ ǝsnoɥpunoɹ sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ Is Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked this comment. Um, I think you download something called word roundhouse kick... so... I'm not sure. or Word Editor
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:iconcrazy-o-donnell:
Crazy-O-Donnell Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2011
hahaha! Hilarious one! XD!!
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:iconzarinstar:
ZarinStar Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010  Student General Artist
:iconepicwinplz:
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:icondragon7193:
dragon7193 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2010
omg thats hilarious!
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